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porno budget

being low on money/ being broke. Originally used to describe shitty movies that have the same budget and production values of pornos without any actual full frontal nudity, it is also used in everyday situations when someone is strapped for cash.
dude 1: you want to hit some bars

dude 2: naw man i'm on a porno budget

dude 1: you broke as fuck sucka
by nalimoNIPPOn October 5, 2009
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Battery Budgeting

When you have 20% or less battery power on your cell phone, and you budget your usage time between phone calls, texts or games.
Oh damn my phone is at 15% time to do some Battery Budgeting
by chicken hawk 103 December 23, 2010
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bungee boi

an "Alpha" gay male. masculine ie: into sports, beer, playing pool, man's man. Doesn't fit into the stereo typical definition of a gay dude that society and the media has portrayed. Is usually only attracted to other masculine or Bungee bois.
You'll never see Jake in Drag he's a Bungee boi through and through.
by Ryver Steffensen January 10, 2008
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Bungthump

Due to the misinterpretation of a bung as a "butthole," a bungthump is slang for when two or more people, whether of the same gender or not, that are more than acquaintances lay on the ground in a circle on knees and elbows, each facing one another's rears in counter-clockwise direction, and thump the anus of the person in front of them with the middle finger on their right hand. This is commonly practiced at frat parties and backstage for good luck at metal concerts.
Hey man, I hear we missed out on an awesome bungthump at the wedding party Friday.
by Fart McBitch August 20, 2009
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Boob Bungee

An extra elastic band strap used around a bra that is not the exact size for the breasts of females.
Jessica had to use a Boob Bungee with that other new bra she got to make it do right for the time being.
by Aladsuredness June 1, 2016
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Flossy on a budget

Creating the illusion that you're living a life of luxury, but secretly cutting corners to do so.
He always eats at the fanciest restaurants............but orders the spaghetti with meat sauce?..........he is trying to be flossy on a budget" or "They are trying to be flossy on a budget by staying in Cabo for a week.............at the Motel 6.
by motorola2009 November 26, 2010
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baller on a budget

A phrase used as a noun overall. An individual who seemlessly combines the social attributes of a "baller" (one who demonstrates a dispensable income at social gatherings which automatically lead to popularity and desirability with both the male and female members of any given social group in any given social situation) and a budget-minded individual who aspires to achieve a similar level of popularity and desirability without having a dispensable income on hand.
Have you ever seen a Pontial Fiero (1984-1988) with a Lamborghini body kit? From 100' away, it looks like a Lamborghini, but when it drives by, it sure sounds like a US Mail Delivery Van. That's a baller on a budget! ;-)

Have you ever seen people rock a 1ct. cubic-zirconia earring? That right there is a baller on a budget.

Have you ever seen a car with a front mount "interfooler" instead of an "intercooler"?

If you live on the "fringes" of Beverly Hills, and you still tell people you live in Beverly Hills, but it's really just normal Los Angeles -- guess what, you're a baller on a budget!
by Victor R. Reyes August 8, 2006
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