Bumeyes

1) A fictional illness referenced in the Weebl and Bob toons.

Symptoms include the swelling of the flesh around the eyes until sight is impaired and the upper half of the face resembles the buttocks. Short bursts of sight can be achieved by altering the pressure behind the eyes, but the escaping air can also cause the sufferer to emit a fart-like sound from their face. Attempting to achieve this too often results in a spray of 'eye-poo'; possibly a foul-smelling pus similar to diarrhoea.

2) An insult derived from the above definition.

1) "Sam got punched in the face last night - he looks like he caught the Bumeyes!"

2) "You suck."
"Well, you got the Bumeyes, so ner!"

by ME January 7, 2008

Bumed

A retarded way of saying bummed. Usually used by closet homosexuals who sound like Kenneth Williams.

"Just found out its Gay Pride in town this weekend, thats me avoiding the place then, dont fancy being bumed and chased down the street."

by ManchesterMAD August 27, 2009

bumeé

used to describe something totally gammin.

having a boong nose is so bumeé!

by Boonass May 28, 2010

Bumees

Adj.- Term used by older brazilian fathers when they are either excited, or disgruntled.

Kid:"Dad, I found out my best friends boning mom", Father:...."Bumees"....

by Saku August 31, 2003

Bumerang

a Bum friend that keeps on talking to you or keeps on coming to where ever you are.

Johnny is a real bumerang. He comes to where ever I am and wont go away.

by ConSizzla April 7, 2008

bumery

A conservatory like building behind a scout hut or church like building for the sole use of pedeodomy

He called me into the bumery for some pedeodomy shortly afterwards

by BP2007 April 8, 2007

Bumentality

A portmanteau of Bum Mentality, Bumentality (pronounced buh-mentality) refers to the thinking of someone unwilling to act or impose their will if it comes with the risks of failure or embarrassment. It is not designed as a permanent description, you can have strong people be troubled with temporary Bumentality.

LA : Damn, I was hooping with Rio and he got himself an open shot, but then just chose to drive into the other team.
BR : Yeah, that bitch has bumentality

by ArbiterOfPortmanteaus April 18, 2021