Bumringer

The act of inserting a vibrating cellular phone in the rectum and asking a friend or acquaintance to call said phone for sexual gratification.

I don't think I'm coming out tonight lads. I'll probably just stay in, watch Jonathan Ross and ask mum to help me with a quiet bumringer.

by Elevant January 24, 2009

Bumfrigger

The act of masturbation via ones own arsehole.

"Jerry was a terrible bumfrigger, his anus was always on standby."

by Terry Venables May 18, 2008

bumhuggers

small aftereffects of having a crap, the small pieces of fieces that cling to anal hair by un hygenic humans

oh my god we were just discussing toilet habbits when jason told us of his bumhuggers

by dorrisofcirencester February 18, 2011

bumhugger

Someone who is a homosexual.

"Get away, queer. You're a bumhugger."

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

Bumfinger

The reclassification of a human finger/owner of the finger following a skin graft taken from the buttocks of the individual in question. Usually but not exclusively as the result of an accident. To be uttered to the tune of "Goldfinger".

A: "Oh no, he cut off the tip of his finger, he might have to have a skin graft"

B: "Don't they usually take the skin from your arse?"

A: "what and have a bumfinger? ...

B: "BUUUUMFINGGEEEER"

by Dr. Stofadopalous May 3, 2011

Bumigger

Someone who likes to sniff ass.

That police officer is defo a bumigger! I wish he'd sniff my ass!

by SambucaR August 17, 2023

bumnigger

People that are bumniggers often are nagging other people and aren’t nice. Some people that are bumniggers could be named: Jaelyn, Marcus, Henry, Jeevan and Chayton.

Tyler: Hey bob! someone over there is making fun of you and nagging you!

Bob: Stupid bumnigger

by penislicker69420 May 29, 2024