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Wall Burrito

The act of violently shoving a mattress with a person in it up against a wall. Preferably on the the top bunk of a bunk bed which creates better leverage. A wall burrito can be a form of punishment or a source of amusement. Or both at the same time. Wall burritos are common in fraternities where stupid pledges or total douchebags are served up spicy wall burritos on the reg. Also a presidential platter is the act of wall burritoing my pussy during the 2008-2009 school year when he was PC President and had his own crib.
I got woken up last night to Darsch's head smacking the wall from a wall burrito.
That fuckin wedge didnt do my laundry well enough so we wall burritoed the shit out of him.
Koehn came into the racks last night and served up some spicy wall burritos.
by chadbrochill99 November 12, 2009
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beef burrito

Will Cotter, aka Beef Burrito, is the greatest, hairiest, sweatiest Volleyball player to walk this earth.
by MUHS Student Section November 17, 2013
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Open-Faced Burrito Slam

A sexual manuever in which the female is lying with her shoulders down on the bed and her legs spread and pointing toward the ceiling. The male in turn has his penis pointed directly down and is in a state of insertion while his legs are to the sides of the female in a sort of half-crouch with his hands holding her ankles up. He then rocks back and forth, according to personal preference for amount of pleasure desired. This angle allows maximum stimulation of the female's G-spot and requires almost no effort from either participant whilst allowing for a maximum amount of stimulation.

This is a variation of the Samoan Piledriver.
"Dude! I got a leg cramp from doing the Open-Faced Burrito Slam last night!"
by Big Evil! November 29, 2004
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buyrites

A council property purchased for below market price due to the current tenants (or prospective buyers) having inhabited said property for a certain length of time, usually a minimum of 5 years. The level of discount is in correllation with the duration of tenancy and also upon what local council happens to be the landlord.
"Oh my gosh, how you afford such slick yard bruv?"

"We been here for time init, council hooked us with one dem buyrites!"
by Steve Bootysqueezer June 23, 2008
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Detroit Burrito

A shit taken in someone's car usually in an act of revenge or defiance. Often left as a message in a poorly parked car.
Terrell played lookout while Juan took a shit the size of an axe handle in the back seat of Benny's Cadillac. When Juan finished Terrell looked in and said, "Mutha fuck! That is one big ass Detroit Burrito!"
They laughed as they left and Juan turned back one last time and yelled, "Welcome to Dee-fuckin-troit, bitch!"
by theinstigator October 2, 2016
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Arizona Border Burrito

An Arizona Border Burrito is when a Caucasian and a Mexican position their asses together, like the border between the US and Mexico, and then shit in unison until both piles of feces blend together. Then the Mexican scoops up the combined feces and places it into a corn tortilla and rolls it tightly. The Mexican then shoves the rolled burrito into the Caucasians ass and ensures a good fit with just a bit of penetration. Then Caucasian shits the rolled burrito back out and feeds it to the the mexican.

Ingredients:
1. Caucasian
1. Mexican
1. Corn tortilla
An Arizona Border Burrito should be served warm, with a side of guacamole and sour cream. This dish is typically served in small Arizona border towns. Ask for it by name.
Hey Kip, I heard you like the Arizona Border Burrito that they serve down at the VFW...
by litmuch June 14, 2014
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burrito butthole

A phenomenon wherein the tortilla is so tightly wrapped around a burrito's filling that a structural weakness develops.

Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".

Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.
Person #1: "Oh no, I'm starting to get a burrito butthole."

Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"

Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)

Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."

Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)
by Philo Sophie December 14, 2008
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