bedtime stoner

A special breed of stoner that only smokes before bedtime.

Joseph only ever wants to smoke late at night, I think he might be a bedtime stoner.

by Joogle January 30, 2015

Bedtime Pal

A bedtime pal is someone close to you who sleeps alongside you. This person will typically spend a night with you and make you laugh, smile and maybe even burn your arm on a radiator. However it all works out when they kiss and hug you in the morning. Bedtime pals can typically become acquainted after a night out on the town.

Girl: I miss my bedtime pal even though he squished me, told me my kisses were awful and burnt my arm on a radiator.

Boy: we can be bedtime pals again soon!

by RobDonan February 13, 2012

badtime

To want or like badly.
"the act of wanting badtime"
to emphasise what has already been said.

man that honey is fine ! i want her badtime~!

man this shit sucks, badtime.

we have to much homework
yea, badtime

by W. February 9, 2004

bedtime

that time of the day when you must rest your little head and go to sleep; the time when you most want to be awake.

It is bedtime...I hate my life.

by hotchick317 August 27, 2005

Awesome bedtime

When someone masturbates before they fall asleep to help them sleep.

Tonight will be an awesome bedtime

by jesserella December 9, 2010

bedtime nazi

A person who is really strict about when you should go to bed / wake up.

Man, Joe was really a bedtime nazi this morning. Made me wake up at 6 AM.

by CptFalcon November 25, 2014

Revenge bedtime procrastination

Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.

Friend: You have a problem dude ; you sleep two hours a month.

You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.

by Mmmmmmmmtoes December 27, 2021