Bubblewrappy

The act of being over protective, to the point of silliness. Padding corners and making ramps. The act of making sure some one can't hurt themselves.

My basset hound hurt her herself again, so I am being very bubblewrappy about her.

by BloodyBlack Bart March 8, 2015

bubblewrap bitch

Fragile handle with care ass bitch, softer than your dick after a hotshot of meth. Sheeted with bitchwrap tighter than an uncircumcised dick.

"I'm getting so tired of the bubblewrap bitches claiming they're hard"

*Stolen*

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

Bubblewrap

A delightful snack that provides satisfying bursts when squeezed.

"He popped open the bubblewrap package to reveal his surprise gift: a full edition of The Adventures of Skibidi Toilet."

by smartmort12345 September 11, 2024

Inspector Bubblewrap

The youngest in the family but the horniest. He’s the tightest little sex-goblin according to his father. Always looking for a cheap fuck, he’s sex driven. Even raping his brothers while they were sleeping.

Brother 1: Oh did you see inspector bubblewrap?

Brother 2: Yeah he inspected my anus

Dad: I wish inspector bubblewrap would leave me alone

by Teamalphapr May 31, 2019