A terrible smelling, dime store cologne that old men and fat dorks wear. A prime example of "you get what you pay for". Cologne should *not* come in a 32 ounce plastic bottle!
by 9key December 7, 2004
Get the Brut 33 mug.Legend has it that tucked deep in the foothills of northern New England are two men who have achieved the ultimate level of manliness. It is said that when God said “Let there be light!” They responded with “say please”. They can both speak braille, do a wheelie on a unicycle and dribble a bowling ball. One of them once won a game of connect four in three moves while the other slammed a revolving door. They are also the real reason that Waldo is hiding. Imagine men whose jawlines could have chiseled Mount Rushmore and whose abs you could do your laundry on. All of these impressive accolades aside, they were able to accomplish all of this with a mere dash of Brut...The Essence of Man... across their chins... chins that I might add that they shave with chainsaws.
Oh my goodness have you heard of the Brut Brothers? I’ve heard they have managed to make a 70 year old aftershave sexy again! I’ve also heard they’re like a sexy mix between a lumber jack and Burt Reynolds when he was in his prime.
by Stuart Mcstiffenrod February 18, 2021
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"We are observing the L.E. Cheetah in its natural habitat - the convenience store. You can now see preparing to emit his Brut-Spice by changing his posture to an upright and alert stance. He will this stance until obtaining direct eye contact with his target and possible future mate. You can be certain of Brute-Spice emission when viewing the target by the dilation of the pupils and erectness of the female target's nipples."
"We are observing the L.E. Cheetah in its natural habitat - the convenience store. You can now see preparing to emit his Brut-Spice by changing his posture to an upright and alert stance. He will this stance until obtaining direct eye contact with his target and possible future mate. You can be certain of Brute-Spice emission when viewing the target by the dilation of the pupils and erectness of the female target's nipples."
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by takeshi July 18, 2004
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by Marialejandra July 12, 2007
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by DisappointedPlayer January 15, 2022
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