Bunked

"Bunked": When one attempts a joke but it fails to recieve laughs or trigger the humor of surrounding attendants

''Yeah you just got bunked mate''

''Mega bunked there pal..''

by DJ Rhyme-Zee June 18, 2008

brinked

A brick combined with glass shards, used to bash the head of a smug douchebag. Produces a satisfying sound upon contact and plenty of blood and tears.

Coach moach has been brinked! No more case summaries.

by PARTNOR AT DAVIES June 16, 2008

blunked

1. When one eye is more open then the other, lazy eye

2. A style of Modern Music,

1. That guy has one eye open and one eye shut, he looks blunked.

2. Chunky Phat Break Hop House

by Mr. Origarto October 1, 2006

Brunsed

While walking in a hallway of a public place, you walk by the mens bathroom, suddenly the door opens and smacks you in the face. You stand there in shock as the man walks out, says "Excuse you," and eats a banana as he walks away.

Dude, I was walking in the hallway when I got brunsed!

by maya cheyenne June 18, 2008

Bronked

When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.

-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.

by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021

Blunked

The past tense for Blinking

"Just had a staring contest, I won because she blunked before me"

by cookie queen February 4, 2014

brunkeness

an unforeseen occurrence of alcohol consumption

After a night of brunkeness, Brian was so befuddled that he showed up at the wrong work location the following morning and was unable to get the mule to the barn in a timely fashion.

by The Barlett Ultimatum August 22, 2008