Brownberg

A crap so big that part of it sticks out of the water thus forming it's own island.

The day after Thanksgiving I crapped so big it created a Brownberg in my toilet.

The toilet paper ran aground on a Brownberg creating a Shanchor ( shit-anchor ).

by Dr Jagz April 12, 2010

Brownhead

A fun loving yet annoying brunette who likes to pinch.

Dude, I was at the beach yesterday and figured the greenheads would be out but man those brownheads were way worse.....

by slothajm September 22, 2006

brown beard

As a man goes down on a woman she farts on his chin and gives him bad breath for the rest of the day. She then kicks him out and tells all of his friends that he has a small penis.

The foo got brown bearded. So none of her girlfriends would call him.

by F Man December 17, 2008

brownboard

the process of taking a dump on someone's saran wrap covered face so that they can feel the heat and texture of the act. like waterboarding, but with fecal matter.

Gabe loved it when his lady used to brownboard him after eating Indian food.

by awfulawfulbankers June 11, 2011

Brown Beard

It is an awesome combo starting with a blumpkin and the finishing it off with a salty pirate.

Last night I gave that chick from the club a mean brown beard. The weird thing is, she loved it!

by KevinDaKing August 27, 2007

Brownberry

Those whop use their Blackberry handheld email devices while on the toilet at work. Indicative of an age where you cant even have a S**t in peace.

I was just in the loo and the guy in the loo next to me was sending Brownberrys.

by AntonyBaker December 21, 2004

brownhead

Another name for a heroin user

Oh man James is such a brownhead

by Hypetrack April 20, 2008