prophylactic acid

A low-pH disease-fighting component of milk.

I always thought dat da milk of human kindness was supposed to be sweet and mellow, so how could it contain sour-tasting prophylactic acid???

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

Aqua Prophylactic

A condom filled with water for the purpose of lobbing at your friends and family

Person 1: What was that satisfying plonking sound I heard from the other room ?
Person 2: Just threw an aqua prophylactic at Donnie's face
Person 1: Dude...

by FuzzyDanglers February 27, 2019