It's A Broomstick! 

A Phrase used to point out people have just stated the obvious.

Comes from the film "Harry Potter And The Philosophers/Sorcerers Stone" when an Owl Delivers a Broom-shaped package and when opened Ron Exclaims "Its a Broomstick!"

Guy 1: Ahhh well it's dark.
Guy 2: It's a Broomstick!

It's A Broomstick! by swisstoblerone March 20, 2010

boomski 

a term one uses when achieving maximum greatness. can also be used when completely destroying another in an specific event. only the greatest people can use this word. can also be exclaimed when reaching maximun alcohol consumption. (:

-dudee im so wasted!
-HA BOOMSKI MOTHAFUCKAAA

boomski by boomskilover13 November 4, 2009

broomstickjockey 

one who sticks broomsticks in their ass for amusement
one who enjoys straight and stiff objects in their anus

Vix:would you like to meet my broomstickjockey friend boris?
Chris: why yes ofcourse i would, just let me turn down my alexisonfire.

broomstickjockey by vix633 September 27, 2005

brohoski 

A close bro.

Brohoski, get over here.
Let's go hang out brohoski.
Hit that blunt brohoski.

brohoski by BLUNT40 December 14, 2010

Broomstick Jenner 

The broomstick you would need to consume to have sexual intercourse with Kylie Jenner. Which could lead to your death or could gain you millions of followers.

Leonard - Would you eat a broomstick to root Kylie Jenner?
Phil Lynch - Yeah bro, I'd eat 20 broomsticks!
Leonard - Yeah me too bro
(Broomstick Jenner)

Broomstick Jenner by Aaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaav March 9, 2020

broroski 

A combination of broski and bro. Used when you need a little something more than either of those words. Often used with a close friend.

Al: Bro I have something to tell you about
Gabe: Not now man, I'm busy.
Al: Broroski, listen
Gabe: (now knows it's serious) Sorry, I'm listening now.
Al: I'm pregnant
Gabe: WHAT? How?
Al: Turns out I have a uterus in my ass.
Gabe: Dude that's crazy.
Al: I hope you're ready to be a dad ;).

broroski by furwhore January 21, 2022

Boomski 

Having sex with a hot girl you have no chance with.

I wanted to boomski with J.S. but no dice...

Boomski by JRock2379 July 12, 2009