Bromander in Chief

A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.

"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"

by Bromander in Chief December 8, 2009

boobhandles

One who has their nipples pierced indirectly giving them boobhandles.

Girl # 1: "Greg likes to play tug-o-war with his 14 ga. boobhandles."
Girl # 2: "Yeah, I'd tap that"

by Christa_d April 15, 2006

bookhandler

someone who jerks off to literature and or proper use of grammer

my LA teacher is a bookhandler,

by Moe Lester May 13, 2005

brojangles

A name for or multiple necklaces worn by men. usually gaudy. This term was coined by Tyra Banks

" dude, i just saw Russell Brand sporting some sweet brojangles"

by HOjangle March 17, 2010

broomhandle

v the act of sticking a broom up someone else's ass either for sexual stimulation or abusive punishment/torture. It can also mean when something really shitty happens to someone. It is essentially the inanimate object version of getting fucked in the ass.

Matt: It's kinda scary here in Tijuana.
Tony: I hope you get kidnapped and broomhandled.

by the Beehandler December 4, 2010

The Ten Bromandments

Bro Law #1: Never cockblock
Bro Law #2: Always keep the chill positive vibes
Bro Law #3: No party fouls
Bro Law #4: Always look fresh to death
Bro Law #5: Always have your bro's back
Bro Law #6: Respect beer pong
Bro Law #7: Never mooch off of fellow bros' beer
Bro Law #8: Be honest with your bro
Bro Law #9: Strive to be a dope-ass frat boy
Bro Law #10: If there's grass on the field, it's fair game.

If you follow the ten bromandments, you will be the flyest bro ever!

by Kale 23 September 19, 2009

bronandered

To be whipped by a member of the opposite sex.

Oh man, that girl almost had me bronandered.

by Mr. Hudak April 26, 2004