soggy brocolli

the weakest of weak, somebody who continually lets the side down by having a lack of balls. similar to a wet lettuce.. but worse!

Adam: Jake didnt shag that drunken slut last night, what a soggy brocolli!!

John: He is fairly soggy brocolli like, he should grow some balls and use his cock.

by fairly john wright April 27, 2008

brocolli head

adj. a vegetarian with a particularly rampant fetish for brocolli fuelled by a true lack of meat. Usually under the impression that being vegetarian is some kind of revolutionary life choice.

"you tree hugging brocolli heads had better off my land or i shall strike you down with a slab of meat marinated in sheeps blood, boiled in the blended remains of a chicken and seasoned with smoked pigs anus!"

by Nick Williams August 16, 2006

brocolli

hairy penis. the brocolli end with the fluffy green shit is the pubes and the base is the shaft and head

this girl was about to go down on me until she saw brocolli

by malcolmxlol January 1, 2008

brocolli

some thing wierd people eat

"Do you want brocolli honey?"

by Sara September 6, 2004

brocolli

used as a reference to male genitalia.

those girls were all up on my brocolli.

by mrobustion November 13, 2007