Broceries

A gay male has another male sit on his face and eat his booty

Eat the booty like Broceries

by RobRandyTravisChoocha September 24, 2018

Brokery

broke + -ery.

Noun. The actions and behaviours associated with being "broke" (i.e. having little to no money).

A: "You could not afford another car? But you already have a sports car!"
B: "Hence the brokery..."

by lmondegreen February 14, 2023

Browery

A brew pub that caters to Bro's. They typically serve watered down beers lacking in imagination or creativity. Beer's that are light in color are a standard; Being light in flavor is a requirement.

I went to check out a new brew pub. It was full of TV's and all the beer tasted like over-glorified Pabst. It was a total browery.

by eanattack October 29, 2012

Broceries

Buying things like meat and vegetables with another guy friend, usually late at night.

Me and my bro went to go grab some late night broceries.

by SketchyGuy August 17, 2012

Brocaryote

An atheist who has not read the swoley bible and is therefore not even worthy the name primortial ooze. Typical physical attributes are small biceps and a membership at a local gay club.

"Have you seen CW? - Yeah he's not a member of the church of iron, he is such a brocaryote..."

" I read the swoley bible everyday.

- You mean the holy bible right?
- OMG Brian what are you? A brocaryote or what?....

by Rotsen25 January 28, 2018

Brocaryote

An agnostic person who has not read the swoley bible and can therefore not be defined according to the evolution of lifting. Bryocaryotes are usually not members of the church of iron and are very likely to enjoy activities like crossfit or oral sex with the male sex organ.

"Have you seen that guy doing tricep kickbacks on the bench?
- Yeah he is such a brocaryote...

by Rotsen25 January 29, 2018

Brocryption

The act of claiming your app uses “end-to-end encryption” while refusing to show the code, the protocol, or literally anything that proves it. Security is provided by the developer’s confidence, not cryptography.

Definition:
A magical form of “encryption” powered by trust-me energy. If you ask for the source code, a third-party audit, or even basic documentation, you will be accused of “not believing in the vision.”

Typical features of Brocryption™:

Closed source
No audits
No whitepaper
Lots of buzzwords
Zero math

Warning signs:
If the security model requires faith instead of proofs, congratulations, you’ve encountered Brocryption™.

I asked how their encryption worked and they said ‘we can’t show you, it’s proprietary.’ That’s not end-to-end, that’s Brocryption.

by Baube19 November 4, 2025