BroBeardo

What you call your BRO who has a BEARD.

🔥 What's up BROBEARDO

by ClassicRonnie July 21, 2019

broral

The act of one bro sucking off another bro. Typically, when one frat boy is feeling down and out for whatever reason, a male friend will be kind enough to step up and offer broral. Often perceived as a homosexual act by those who are ignorant as to the entirely non-sexual bond that two straight bros can share.

Brad: Dude, my girlfriend broke up with me. Said I spent too much time out drinking with my bros and not enough time with her.

Chad: Man, to hell with that bitch. I know what'll cheer you up. Go sit on that couch real quick.

Brad: Dude, bro, whats goi- OHHHH YEEEAAAHHH BRORAL!.

Chad: I'll even swallow to show you how tight we are. I'm not gay or anything, though.

Brad: Oh yeah, that goes without saying. Now keep sucking.

by PrawnGuy March 2, 2012

Broracle

A mystic bro, endowed with supernatural party-locating abilities.

Dude, Mike always knows where the parties are at; he's a fucking broracle!

by Henry the Silent November 2, 2008

Broblah

Since the word "come" is to common a word to use and can easily change a sentence sexual (like when saying "come here" one might assume you mean to spill your love seed all over the place in which they want you to come) you simply replace it with the word "broblah"

Cameron "Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"

John "I snuck into your house and broblahd on your mom's face."

by thekillingspree69 March 26, 2010

Brobama Care

Brobama Care: N. Def: The assistance given to one bro by a collection of bro's to help supplement said bro's lack of funds. Brobama Care usually occurs at the local bar when last call is announced. However, Brobama Care can also be the act of "loaning" said bro with beer, cigarettes or cash under any circumstance, fully knowing that bro will never return the lent commodity.

Bro1 - "Hey bro, can i bum a smoke?" Bro2 - "Sure bro, you know i got you covered under Brobama Care!"

by Pseudojohnson September 9, 2011

brogrammer

Pejorative adjective for computer programmers or others with a technical skill-set that adhere to a "bro" or "cool" culture, often obnoxiously so.

This phenomenon arose circa 2010 when the proliferation of popular tech-themed movies such as "21", "The Social Network", and "Iron Man" and tech-celebrities such as Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg glamorized technical skills. As such those who often grew up as socially repressed outcasts or "nerds" due to their academic or technical aptitude and social ineptitude now found themselves in socially desirable class of society. This incited a once repressed demographic to become much more socially active despite social cluelessness, resulting in an obnoxious culture that tends to mimic stereotypical "jock", "bro", or "cool" culture in combination with the egotism, insensitivity, and terrible humor of "nerd" culture.

"That guy who said 'Erlang is bitchingly fast' is such a brogrammer"

by smaker November 2, 2016

Broba

A bro's balls.

Jack: Bruh, I licked Pete's broba last night.
Alice: WTFFFFFFFF!!!
Jack: it was actually pretty good

by Sirius Lee O. Megamind October 16, 2019