bromo sapiens

the individual in a group of 'bros' who is considered the most intelligent or wise. this bro has aided his fellow bros in numerous adverse situations, usually evading police or rival bros. the wit and cunning of the bromo sapiens has been instrumental in picking up chicks.

"sapiens" is Latin for "wise" or "knowing". while an equally legitimate term, bromo sapiens is a reference to "homo sapiens", which is the scientific name of the human species.

Despite being absolutely hammered, Jim, the bromo sapiens of the bunch, was able to successfully navigate through the city with only slight injuries to a few pedestrians.

*with sarcasm*
(after accidentally discharging an illegal handgun kept in his pants) Dude #1: fuck!

Dude #2: wow, nice work, bromo sapiens. that's even worse than Plaxico Burress, for fuck sake!

bromo sapiens by Orgetorix May 2, 2010

bobo slap 

When a guy comes on his hand and slaps someone else with it.

"Want me to come and bobo slap you?"

bobo slap by GGReactors April 29, 2010

Bobo Shot

A sick ass trickshot used with a tomahawk or a throwing knife usually done by FaZe Bobo

HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SEE THAT BOBO SHOT

Bobo Shot by Ollll June 29, 2014

bobo stink 

the smell emitted from the rectal area when sweating

Damn man, you got some nasty bobo stink.

bobo stink by Judson April 10, 2003

Bobo Shoes 

Plastic bags tied around your feet. The bags are used when crossing the Rio Grande illegally so your real shoes wont get wet.

Juanito put on his Bobo Shoes before he crossed the river near El Paso.

Bobo Shoes by Puro Chisme TX May 6, 2019

Kamikaze BoBo skater 

The Rental Skaters (brown rental skates) found at United Skates of America particularly on Saturday nights, they are extremely deadly and must be approached with caution. They will knock you down, blame it on you, and then go get their cousins nieces sister to fight you. They knock down all the trash cans, spill icees on the floor, smear every bodily fluid imaginable on the bathroom walls, and throw up westside during every song. It doesnt matter if Sean and Fred play country music, soon the sounds of "WEST WEST" will drown out all music. They also like to go in the middle of the floor and hump the ground. we call this cleaning the floor. They will fly across the flow of traffic in the opposite direction, destroying everything in their path and then act like nothing happened. If you try to eject them from the rink, they either run away and hide or try to fight chuck the cop, who is the oldest officer in the building. If you encounted one of these skaters, stay as far away as possible.

*kamikaze bobo skater flys across the floor right in front of alex*
*alex stumbles*
David: NO!!!! *grabs alex*
Alex: You just saved my life! I just had a near death experience!

Kamikaze BoBo skater by stardustalex March 30, 2007

bromo sexuality 

To be attracted to your homie or bro

Kyle was expressing his bromo sexuality threw his friend Josh.

bromo sexuality by IateYourHamster November 1, 2020