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broken bloomer

A broken bloomer is a person whose been broken a lot of times and has real trust issues. A broken bloomer has a hard time in life and would die for people who wouldn’t care at all. The broken bloomer dreams of bright futures but has a hard time believing in them. Always wears a fake smile around people but is broken inside and it’s often seen on them.
Person 1: Hey you know that guy over there he seems a little weird often?
Person 2: Can’t you see he’s obviously a broken bloomer.
Person 1: What’s a broken bloomer?
Person 2: A broken bloomer is a broken person who wants people to be happy but really can’t be happy themselves and loves people that don’t care.
Person 1: Damn that’s hard.
by A real broken bloomer November 20, 2019
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Broken

Broken:
1. Characterizing game mechanics or objects that are so powerful that they trivialize game content or become the only desirable items or mechanics for a player to use.
2. Describing any combination of character class mechanics and equipment which is too difficult or impossible for skilled players to reliably counter in player vs player combat.
Rogue stunlock chains were broken so Blizzard changed the mechanics.
by Ba Rum Ba Dum Dum September 20, 2011
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Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks

This is simply the year 2014; when viewed from above, the, "4" looks like some broken sticks.
From a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters:

New Year's Day (0-01-14) {or "2014 01 Jan.", or even "Jan. 01, Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today: it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be?
by Telephony December 30, 2013
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Broken

Wait, you are telling me to buy a "broken mug"?
This is scam
by Pseudohacker March 1, 2021
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Broken Bells

A duo of Awesomness formed by

Danger Mouse

(artist-producer Brian Burton)

And

James Mercer

(Lead singer of the Shins)
Guy 1-"You know whats awesome?"
Guy 2-"Broken Bells?"
Guy 1-"Yeah..."
by myboyfriendisafirbender November 23, 2010
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Brobeam

Awesome Rocket League freestyler, best player ever. Known to have Rocketeer level, makes good passes and scores like a God.
Do you know Brobeam?
Yes, dude, saw him last night.
by poo1003 May 31, 2018
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Brobesity

When you and your bros decide to become obese together.
Cashier: welcome to Mcdonalds. How may I help you.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.
by Fatty69696969 August 14, 2012
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