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Ula Brita Smita Fita

This is actually Swedish but some people name their cats like this. I don’t know a word Swedish but that’s not why you’re here...
by TeacherPj September 8, 2020
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The Brita

When a woman is performing oral sex on a man, and once he ejaculates and she swallows, he slits her throat so it filters out, much like a Brita water purifier.
This chick was really annoying me last night so I gave her the Brita.
by DerDeutsche August 26, 2008
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human brita

Ingesting liquid, such as beer, while urinating.

For best results, being properly hydrated prior to attempting the human brita results in colored liquid being ingested while clear liquid being evacuated, thus the human brita.

Extra points for both input and output utilizing cups or glasses.
Dude, I didn’t want to leave my drink and the restroom line was too long, had to pull a human brita. At least I know I’m hydrated.
by 01011110 October 4, 2017
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Asshole Brita

A human anus with hair so full and coarse that it filters the fecal mater.
That Tacobell was brutal, it was a little hard to push through the old asshole brita
by sushikid0 December 17, 2021
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bratan

Russian slang word derived from the word 'brat' meaning brother. This is something you would call a close male friend or family member.

Pronounced brAh-tahn.
Russian: Spasibo, bratan.
English: Thanks, brother.
by Polkovnik February 18, 2012
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Bita

Bita is someone who is extremely beautiful inside and out. A person who is always there to talk to. One of the sweetest people you will ever meet. A Bita has a gorgeous face and personality. They are very great friends and true lovers. If you ever get lucky enough to get yourself a Bita, you better hold on. A Bita is a goddess, with massive breasts a nice booty and a hot body. Bita's are good in bed. Overall Bita's are wonderful people. They are also very sensitive and don't trust easily but once you earn there trust they will be sure to tell you everything. Bita's are loyal soul mates and great lovers. They are unique and lovable.
Wow look at Bita she's so beautiful, I wish she was mine!

Bita is so sweet I love her and can trust her with anything
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Britain

A lazy, controlling police state.

No free speech exists, you can be threatened with arrest for making fun of mugshots.
You're TOLD not to say anything offensive to scum who threw a cat into a reservoir.

You can be insulted & threatened online by morons from another country,

but if you return words, you break a law called "Malicious Communications".

Then you're arrested & punished, even just by calling someone a cunt. Whoever posted the

definition of that law on here got it spot on, "soon be illegal to boo someone in the street"

it already happened. People got arrested for what basically amounts to booing the new king.

Flats pop up everywhere with druggies, yobs & foreign gang members.
Teens harass people in the street, police just relocate them. Can't they be useful? Oh I'm sorry, they're too busy taking golliwogs from windows, or arresting someone for hurting someone's feelings on the internet, exercising their sad little powers of bullshit.

People say fuck all day long, even in front of kids like a moron, making the word lose its impact, but offend someone with a racial slur (that only works one way) or say cunt, it's suddenly like you're a criminal.

Why don't you see police interview videos of these "Malicious Communications" arrests?
Because the country would look the utter shitshow that it really is!

Naysayer: What a load of hyperbolic nonsense.

Yes I'm sure Rowan Atkinson did a talk about freedom of speech all for nothing, easily findable on YouTube.
Any illusion of "free speech" or expression in Britain is gone when you discover it's controlled by authoritarian,
backwards Orwellian laws. Let's change all history to be snowflake friendly too.

Free speech covers all speech whether it's offensive to snowflakes or not.
The law should not be involved in such petty nonsense.

Britain is weak and pathetic. Overrun by outsiders that get free housing while our homeless starve,

backwards laws that only punish their own people, corrupt social services and police that let feral kids run rampant.

Imagine trying to compete with NK or Nazi Germany on a dictatorship level. Silencing people for using "bad words".

This is no joke, go lookup Rowan Atkinson's freedom of speech video.

You can't even include the words "free speech" etc, in your comments on some British YouTube news channels, because they often get shadow banned!

Don't forget that Britain cosies up to that murderous dictator, the clown prince of Saudi Arabia.

Britain also illegally invaded Iraq, weapons of mass destruction?.. Where?!
Then they invaded Afghanistan. And then they also ran away like cowards.
But insulting someone with offensive words..? NOPE, OFF TO JAIL!

F this pathetic backwards WOKE dump.

Rowan Atkinson knows how shitty the country is.

The great big circus known as Britain is happily marching towards total destruction of a free thinking, speaking, society.
George Orwell's 1984 was spot on.

Hang your heads in shame, corrupt tyrant leaders.
by Anti BS August 10, 2023
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