brillant

Not to be confused with brilliant.

Adjective, indicating an amazing lack of skill coupled with an incredible blindness to aforementioned lack of skill.

package test;

public class paulaBean {

private String paula = "Brillant";

public String getPaula() {
return paula;
}
}

by Cyresse September 11, 2005

Top Billin'

The South-West's biggest hip-hop night, apparently (it wins by default, being the only competitor). For those who feel they need some edification on how much a series of strangers don't care for the opinion of people who might criticise them, or some vague philosophy from the aforementioned, with reference to mostly-imagined hardships in their past, it's a fun night out.

Manages to snare many students once, sometimes even twice, before they realise that paying £5 to stand in an empty room whilst a bunch of kidults in oversized clothing 'spit' about the difficulties of growing up on the English riviera is simply not fun.

Most events take place in the bus-stop-cafeteria-that-thinks-its-a-nightclub (White Rabbit), where visitors can enviously watch crowds of people leaving the bus-stop they feel obliged, having paid, to spend some time in.

"Did you go to that Top Billin' night?"
"Yeah."
"What was it like?"
"Shit."

"Want to come to Top' Billin' with me tonight?"
"No."

"Boom! Come Top' Billin', this shit is fire famalam!"
"Talk properly, you sound like an idiot."

by Illy_HipHop_Famalam October 21, 2011

Camp Billings

The happiest place on earth. My favorite place to be. More than a camp, it's a family. Located in Farlee Vermont.

i love Camp Billings

by TinkerbellisChic July 30, 2006

billinge

A small, remarkably inert town in the northwest of England. Its inhabitants pride themselves on being 'dead ard.'
Common occupations include farming, running and 'farmer sutra.'

billinger: im 'ARD me, 'ARD as fuck innit

by if-only-i-too-could-be-a-billinger February 17, 2008

brilliant

A word which in the past meant that something was exceptionally good, or to express great pleasure:

Its strength has been eroded by overuse, and it can now be used to respond to any mildly pleasing news. Somehow the extreme unctuousness and insincerity of this tends to go unrecognized or is an occasion for the self-gratifying feeling that one is being tolerant.

In the olden days:

Smith-"Everyone has the day off tomorrow!"
Jones-"Brilliant!"

Nowadays:

Waiter: "Are you ready to order?"
Customer: "err, yes..."
Waiter: "Brilliant!!!"

by Pistefka September 24, 2009

Plastic Brilliance

Toy for the select, everlasting batteries, light relief, hits the spot. No real men required.

Why Jackie, I divn't kna whey good satisfaction could be like, was now I have found me plastic brilliance.

by Maladoni April 1, 2006

Billing Spree

Much like it's counterpart 'Killing Spree', these words describe a situation of massive amounts of fees and taxes.
Utterly hopelessness in the sense of getting 'billed to death'.

Fuck man, this economic crisis has thrown us into a Billing Spree.

Tax Collector: Hey dude, I just bankrupted 5 poor dicks, I'm on a Billing Spree.
Partner: Wow man 1337! Ur on a roll bro.

by Shenman April 1, 2009