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goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.
Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?
goose-breading by Spartae July 27, 2013

finger breading 

When girls circle around a piece of bread and finger themselves, the last girl to squirt on the bread has the eat the bread.
Damn that shit was so gross when Melissa lost that game of finger breading, SHE ATE THE WHOLE SLICE!

loaf of breading 

When a cat is lying around with all of their paws under their body and their tail wrapped around their side, so their body and head are the only things showing.
"What's your cat doing in there?"
"Loaf of breading."

Fairy Breading 

Pouring 100's & 1000's (sprinkles) into your partners arsehole or vagina then smothering your penis with butter, fucking the chosen orifice until you have a good coating of both the butter and sprinkles on your penis then get your partner to suck it off
"Hey baby want to come back to my place for some fairy breading"
Fairy Breading by Fridge7171 August 24, 2021

Wonder-Breading 

the act of an ethnic group, either black, hispanic, asian, etc, attending a party hosted by white people. If you are a token black guy at a white party...you essentially are wonder-breading.
We went wonder-breading last night at that Sorority party and were the life of the party.
Wonder-Breading by Kenjin Attix December 9, 2008

finger breading 

When girls finger themselves over a piece of bread and the last the to squirt onto the bread has to munch on the now moist bread
Damn I heard Melissa lost a game of finger breading when she was in college.
finger breading by T-Dog Maloney August 17, 2016