Breaded Vagina

A vigina that is covered (breaded) in any type of dry, grainy substance like sand at the beach

guy: is that sand coming out of your crotch?
girl: yeah, i just came back from the beach with some major breaded vagina
guy: gross, go wash it out

by SSTR0OPER February 22, 2010

breaded bread

Something that you come up with when you have nothing else to do. If you searched for this, you need mental help just like the person that wrote this.

Example 1

Person 1: Tell me something funny and random.
Person 2: Bread bread.
Person 1: Heh.

Example 2

Person 1: Are you good, dude?
Person 2: Breaded bread.
Person 1: That answers my question.

by Breaded Bread May 17, 2020

breaded veal cutlet

When your having sex on the beach and your penis comes out, and then you stick it back in and her lips are covered in sand and when your all done, her vagina looks like breaded veal cutlets

"I heard Cliff was having se with Jane on the beach and it slipped out and he ended up giving her the breaded veal cutlet."

by Le Zench April 25, 2009

Breaded Bread

A more formal definition of the previous one. The Breaded Bread religion has been around for centuries. It was created by a holy figure known as Jebus Crust. His loyal Breadlings wrote all of his teachings onto thousands of slices of bread. Until now, the religion has been forgotten. Join the Breaded Bread Church to praise our lord Jebus Crust.

Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I attend the Breaded Bread church and I praise Jebus Crust.
Person 1: I see. I have more respect for you now. Praise Jebus.

by Breaded Bread January 22, 2021

Breaded chicken

When you getting head, dip your wet cock in the sand

After getting head on the beach, i gave myself a breaded chicken

by Captainsquid1 October 23, 2019

breaded chicken cutlet

when a man and woman are having sex on a beach and the guy pulls out, sticks his shaft in the sand, and shoves it back into the girl

"my boyfriend gave me a breaded chicken cutlet yesterday"

by romeo1199 December 26, 2012

Breaded Bread

A newly formed religion inspired by Jebus Crust. The Mediums have translated his holy text onto slices of bread and documented it. The religion has been passed down for generations and has now resurfaced.

Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I believe in breaded bread.
Person 1: Wow. I have more respect for you now.

by Breaded Bread January 22, 2021