Bradbag

A contentious, often jealous individual possesing low self esteem who goes through the motions of life in a miserable fashion. Bbs as they are known in interweb vanacular, are strongly akin to the common douchebag; however they represent the pinnacle of douchebaggery and thus this puts them firmly in the category of apex assholes. Bbs' typically demonstrate behaviour to those around them that result in dislike or hatred of the said Bb. Statistics show 96% of the general population find a Bb intolerable to be around. The underlying tones of this hatred are rarely detected by the BB themselves but when it is, the problem is only exacerbated and thus the cycle continues.

Blazer driving dudes with big boats, no muscle cars or big trucks capable of towing said boat are clearly a bradbag.

by Rafiki347 May 13, 2021

breadbasket

(1): A situation wherein a male pays to spend time with a female who does not have any intention of engaging in intercourse with him.
(2): A situation wherein a male pays to spend time with a female who he should not engage in intercourse with, due to her low level of physical attractiveness, or other unredeeming qualities.

Dino observed crampson buying a drink for a hideous girl at the bar. As he walked by this bad decision waiting to happen, all he could manage to say was "nice breadbasket".

by Calypso, the great dane September 24, 2014

Breadbaby

Ultimately the result of the process of breadmaking. This happens when the risen bread removed from the woman's vagina is shaped like a baby. Refer to Breadmaker

Hey, you want to go have some bread babies and jam?

by J-Dozzle November 16, 2004

bread bag

A bag that bread comes in.
it is a little known fact that homosexual acts become "not gay" if you put a bread bag on

"that's a little gay dude, better put a bread bag on it"
"It's not gay if you put a bread bag on it"
"you could put a bread bag on Luis Spence and he'd be rendered temporarily completely heterosexual"

by The breadbagger April 18, 2013

breadtagging

The act of killing millions of innocent stickmen.

"Want to go breadtagging now?"
"Hell yes I want to play defend your castle!"

by Illyrio June 21, 2008

breadbasket

The act of receiving a ball exactly where you want it.

For example, "what an arm mate, you hit me right in the breadbasket!"

by Gonzo_wit_a_durag August 11, 2019

Breadbasket

When a girl inserts an entire sandwich and a bag of chips in both her vagina and asshole, and then eats the contents at her discretion.

Sally was afraid someone would still her lunch, so she shoved it in her breadbasket

by MentalMike November 21, 2021