brandons miniscule penis

anyone called Brandon automaticly have a penis so small you can't see it

Have you seen brandons miniscule penis
Haha of course you havn't its impossible to see

by jhgfgfdfgfgg December 2, 2022

Brandonism

A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.

"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."

by Scalman October 23, 2011

Brandeis Shits

the diarrhea one experiences after eating anything from the dining halls at Brandeis University, especially food from the Sherman dining hall

Person 1: Hey wanna go hang out?

Person 2: No I can't

Person 1: Why not?

Person 2: Brandeis Shits

by B-rabbit8293 October 6, 2011

Brandonish

Someone who is of equal or more suckness of Brandon.W

Man your so brandonish

by Bravo Whiski October 20, 2008

Brandonism

A form of religion, but instead of praying to Jesus Christ, you pray to Brandon Urie from panic! at the disco. Because he is god.

X: What religion are you into?
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested

by Mr. Walrus with glasses January 27, 2019

brandons grandpa

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"

Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!

by The almighty definer March 29, 2015

brandoned

to have something stuffed up your butt

My teacher brandoned me in class with a candle.

by nobodynows July 31, 2016