brandoned

to have something stuffed up your butt

My teacher brandoned me in class with a candle.

by nobodynows July 31, 2016

Brandonese

When a friend spews more bullshit than that Linda Blair in the Exorcist, but enough data is discernable to make out the "real truth"

Brandon said "I lost 40 pounds in the last two months from only getting one hour of sleep per night and eating only two saltines per day, since that's all i can keep down." translation from Brandonese to English: I'm still fat as fuck and although i supposedly joined the best fucking gym in the universe, I will have Pussy dripping off me in no time! uhhhh yeah, i see that happening.

by The Bootjacker May 5, 2011

brandley

an idiot who likes brand-name clothing. OR, in spite of his name, is cool and doesn't care about brand-names.

You never know if a brandley is cool or not.

by kiki(brooke) January 7, 2008

Brandale

A person who is trash in basketball💨💯 and Fortnite and 2k👎🤣

BRANDALE is trash at basketball,football,and Fortnite l

by JO💨💯 November 18, 2018

Matthew Brandle

The most fat, loud, annoying, perso you can imagine

Kiyle: Here comes Matthew Brandle.
Caden: Hide me

by Bobbyiscomingforyoursoul123 May 11, 2019

Brondolences

When a bro and/ or broinne lost for example a family member and you have to show respect in a casual yet respectful way

Example of Brondolences : "Yo bro sorry for your loss" *sad high five*

by Erh Ma Gerd July 9, 2016

bandoleered

provided with a shoulder strap

the bag was bandoleered

by Swedish Ginger Girl February 22, 2017