braingasmic

That which causes a braingasm.

That was braingasmic.

by Skip the salubrious January 28, 2008

Brandism

The religion of Russell Brand or also known as the Russelligion. The genius on legs has FINALLY been awarded what he quite frankly should of had the day he was born HIS VERY OWN BEAUTIFUL RELIGION. citin'. Brandians are the name of his worshipers who take these nine brandmants very seriously.

1. When using everday words you must convert them into a Brand phrase.
eg. 'That is exciting' now simply becomes - 'Citin!!! Also ridiculous becomes ridicularse. etc.

2. Thou shall always buy the right kind of cat food.

3. Thou shall not miss Saturday night mass. (BBC radio 2 show)

4. One must always treat animals fairly.

5. No prisons, punishment is totally conducted by PIN PINing.

6. Thou shall always refer to the Booky Wook if ever in doubt

7. If bookywook is signed thou shall make a shrine to russell (and from time to time collect things he has touched to make a collection of holyness)

8. Hair must be massive at all times. Elnett hairspray shall always be used

9. One must always acknowledge the appearance of new boots.

If any of these brandments are broken and/or disused, one shall be punished by severe PIN PINING and squashing under some holy rootin' tootin' boots.

Viva la Russolution

When one is faced with such questions as -

"whats your religion?"
"what is god"
"what are your beleifs"

One must simply answer, "Im a brandian, Russell brand is my god, And my beleifs are in the Brandism Bible which states that the Russolution is coming, I can feel it in my hair"

by SohoAnn January 22, 2008

Badgasm

An orgasm while doing something completely and utterly badass.

Simon: Damn... Bill was owning everyone at Gears of War 2 while fucking Josephine cousin right her ass.

Jack: Wow what a badgasm.

by Vanguts February 18, 2009

Bandgasm

1. The euphoric sensation that occurs when a 300+ member marching band has a successful performance.

2. Spooning with fellow band members, on a band trip.

"When we hit that impact I had a bandgasm!"

by flutediva January 31, 2009

brandtastrophe

When a company depicts a brand in a way not suitable to the brands ideals or image.

Wow that Darth Vader with Micky Mouse ears is a brandtastrophe.

by Jefffitz August 18, 2017

Brandashia

Don´t like a lot of people, she got one understand friend

like Brandashia only have a serten amount of friends

by Laidon June 1, 2018

Braingasm

The sudden, and often timely, understanding of a subject, usually in school. Most commonly paired with a loud exclamation of "OHHHHHHHHHHH! I GET IT NOW!" or something very similar. Usually done by the less studious members of the class, who understand it right before a test or quiz.

Teacher: So if you want to make x=2, you can. Just plug in 0 for y.
Student 1: OHHH! OH! OH! I GET IT NOW! So you just have to ...?
Teacher: Yes, Michelle, that's it. I've explained it for 3 weeks now."
Student 1: SWEET! I WILL SO ACE THIS QUIZ!
Student 2: Someone just had a braingasm...

by CCCCCCCuda October 11, 2011