Brainal

Having oral and anal intercourse in the same session. Made better if a condom is not used throughout and if the vagina comes in to play as well.

Clay: "Dude, did you hear Gamaliel rawdogged Adi last night?"
Dakota: "He went for Brainal on top of that!"

or

E: "I gotta get some minerals."
S: "What kind of minerals are you thinking?"
E: "Beer, Brainal, and Sleep."
S: "Ahh, the holy mineral trinity."

by Eazus December 4, 2009

BRAINAL PENETRATION

When you find someone incredibly intellectually stimulating and you want them to penetrate your mind further or you wish to penetrate theirs.

Completely intellectual attraction, without physical or emotional attraction. A desire to be mentally close to someone.
The opposite of to wanting to pick your brain ie wanting to have your brain picked

"I met this guy the other day, he's not my type, but the converation is amazing, he really understands me... It's like we were having brainal penetration."

by Moo Lavaca October 27, 2010

brainal region

The part of the human body which controls all functions.
Responsible for all logical and creative processes.
Is often used synonymously for common sense.

Next time you better use your brainal region before you do something stupid like that.

by SoccerKim December 4, 2010

Brainal Rape

A synonym for Indoctrination in the Mass Effect Series

The Reapers Brainal Raped the Protheans.

by Trent@1997 August 29, 2021

brainal fuck

When a guy sticks his penis into his sexual partners ear.

Peter brainal fucked Alex.

by jimmy and jack September 28, 2006

Brainal Rape

Studying intensely for long periods of time (especially with a looming deadline or under threat of a teacher/parent/boss), resulting in a temporary but severe decline in mental ability.

"I had to study 10 hours a day for a week and I still barely passed the test. I should report my teacher for Brainal Rape."

by HamstoreWrangler May 31, 2022

Brainal

"The act of penetrating deep subjects of intellectual curiosity with a partner, resulting in mental stimulation, and often physical-emotional attraction" (@Matthew Hussey)

Charlie: I never want to be afraid to try new things. You know, I heard once that life begins when your comfort zone ends. So maybe the bass can be the foundation for my whole new life. I mean, no pun intended.
Jane: ... *silence* (has just been brainally stimulated and she liked it)

by peppy_heppy July 17, 2017