jan bradies

when a child feels mistreated or neglected because it seems like his/her parents apply favoritism to the younger and older siblings

Leave her alone, she's got the jan bradies today. Her parents bought her brother a new car.

by bert December 13, 2004

Braden

Braden is possibly the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's perfect, inside and out. He's sweet, silly, nice, caring, genuine, insightful..ect. He can be stubborn but thats just what makes him.. him! He is also very attractive. Like, woah.! Perfect hair, adorable smile, gorgeous eyes... He'll make you melt. ;D

He's so amazing, he must be a Braden.

by The_girl_who_was December 9, 2012

Braiden

The other word for "LEGENDARY".

This kid called Braiden (or EoPBraiden) is a sexy ass mother fucker.

Person1: Omfg is that Braiden?
Person2: O Shit that is, quick bow down as he walks past us.
Braiden: Well hello ladies
Person1: I think i just came!?
Person2: I'm fingering myself now!

by Gouldy18 October 15, 2011

Braden

Braden is a kind and caring individual, although he may seem uncaring and harsh at times. He has a beautiful smile you could never get tired of seeing, and a laugh that will brighten your day. He has an amazing personality and is very popular will all types of people. He has a very outgoing exterior, but on the inside Braden wants to be alone with his thoughts and someone who understands him. He is book smart as well as athletic, and the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He has a very short tolerance for people he dislikes, but may be too worried about being unproblematic to say something. A Braden may be known as a player, but in reality he is very loyal and is looking for the right person. You are lucky to have Braden in your life. Once you have him in your life, NEVER lose him!

Braden is so sweet!

by GoGoJuice77 August 7, 2019

bradenton

Home to slow driving old people, hott girls, and kick ass guys. One of the most boring places in the world to live. Everyone here knows how to party and exactly where the party at. High schools such as Manatee, Bayshore, and Southeast can be found here. Also home to many pot smoking teenagers.

Bradenton: Laguna Beach on crack.
Bradenton: Our crack whores will beat up your crack whores.

by Shannon Albritton September 30, 2005

BraidenHoss.com

A website that is not very common but you can both purchase items/memorabilia and get information related to the man, the myth, the leeeeggenddd…..Braiden Hoss the fifth. This guys a mondo silly popped stereotype writing to happen any given Sunday! I love this website but it needs more hype. *feeling down in my luck today*

Passionate bystander: Hey pops! Where’d you get that Braiden Hoss t-shirt and mug?

Pops the let down: wassup homie? What’s new?

Passionate bystander: POPS JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT IT AND STOP LETTING ME DOWN!!

Pops the let down: hmph!! I got it on BraidenHoss.com where you can buy slick silly merch and learn valuable information fool, you stink fucking fool!

by Bro Jake March 22, 2023

Braden

he’s such a good boyfriend even though he can get on your nerves. he laughs at everything even if it’s just stupid and he’s really funny. Braden is very adorable and you feel very comfortable around him. he brings the best out of you. just please cherish every moment you have with him because when you lose him, it’s gonna hurt.

Braden is so Braden.

by victoria m ❤️ August 14, 2019