boy band

a group of usually 4-5 guys, that get together to try to make the most homesexual music ever.

during a interview with a boy band they the interviewer asked if there was anyone special in their life and they replied, "we already have eachother"

boy band by The Jizz King July 24, 2006

Boy Band

Usually a random formation of homosexual-looking young lads in groups of four or five. Generally organized by overweight older men to satisfy their pedophilic tendencies. Often are confused with talented people.

MTV introDOUCHED another Boy Band on that vile, demonic, 1984-ish TRL.

Boy Band by Mikey G October 9, 2003

boy band

Any group of five homosexual pedophile men who sing manufactured pop songs about love, romance, why women keep dumping them, and other overrated bullshit targeted towards pre-adolescent or teenybopper girls. Normally, these genetic defects should have had careers in flipping McDonalds burgers, since they can't even play a musical instrument or even read a music sheet if their lives depended on it.

How can each boy band be considered unique if they all look the same, act the same, sing in soprano, are all faggots, will never experience a vagina, and have an average shelf-life of only two years?

boy band by AYB May 26, 2003

boy band

The main reason (next to Reality Shows and Dubya) why the world hates America.I forgot hiphop.

MTV - And for the 100th time this hour, here's the hot video from the new boyband *fill in the blank*.

Osama - Fukkit! Death to the infidels!

boy band by Creamy Goodness February 7, 2005

boy band

An outmoded commodity, popular among the steaming shitpiles of the clueless, brainless,post-orwellian masses in the late 1990s amd early 2000s, that was prefabricated by AR types to fit a narrow set of criteria (ability to look attractive, ability to dance....I think that's it).

The boy band danced on the corspes of the remaining boy bands.

boy band by Sheailee March 7, 2007

Boy Band Parking 

Boy Band Parking is the 3rd best parking spot in the lot. Oftentimes, the absolute best parking spot is referred to as "Rock Star" or "Porn Star" parking. Regardless, Boy Band Parking is not as good as Rock Star Parking because the people in Boy Bands are not artist, musicians, or entertainers. Even though ALL Boy Bands suck, they do have their loyal followers for days, weeks, months or years, so they do get to have a parking spot named after them.

Marty: "Dude... You came in late this morning, huh?"
Andy: "Yeah, but I was early enough to still get boy band parking!"

Boy Band Parking by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006

boy band

a group of lads- generally about 5, that think they can either sing about love (notice non of them are ever married as such) or can scream down the mic knowing little scrubby shites can wander around in scrubby hoodies preaching how fantastic murderdolls (etc) are HELL YEAH BABY- BONE EM.

boy band by Anonymous May 25, 2003