bower

Bower = Bath + shower. To take a soapy bath for cleaning, followed by a water-only shower for rinsing.
As long as you have something productive to do while the bath runs, the bower is actually faster than a regular shower -- if you want it to be.

The bath gets you clean very quickly, much faster than a shower, because you don't have to take all that time "soaping up". You also use less soap, and need to rinse less, so it is less drying for your skin.

BOWER POWER!
by Shelly Bozdog June 25, 2006
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Bower

Enjoying a beer in the shower, also incorrectly known as a shower beer!
I just enjoyed the best bower of my life!
by Doctor Gloss May 03, 2020
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bower

n. Combination of a quick cold bath then a hot shower. Often touted as a hangover cure.

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You look horrible! Better ease your flesh out of bed, grab a quick bower, and get over to the hill. Your State of the Union address is in an hour.

Fake News! SAD!! I look good. Hansomest office holder ever. Only drink soda.
by gnostic3 February 06, 2019
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BOWERS

A bower is another term for 'lanky freak' who cannot handle excessive amounts of alcohol, wears dangly earrings to over compensate for his small rugby roger and runs around completely naked when told by his mates. His typical mating call is 'comeee on' or 'ya bastard'. Usually, bowers are loyal vegans however when they find Shrewsbury meat, all loyalty goes out the window.
I've pulled a bowers! I can't get my earrings in, sod it (passes out).
by XxxxB2xxxX February 06, 2021
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Bower

-Beyond Power
Bower has no limits. Those with bower can overcome any obstacle, or any foe. Even when beaten, they come back stronger.
You may be strong, you may be powerful. But tell me… have you witnessed bower in your past? Did anyone prepare you?
by Vitaly Zdorovetskiy February 25, 2023
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Bowers

the scumy brownish ring of residue that acumilates around the base of the cock after a long night of gay butt-sex.
after fucking george hard in the ass all night I felt some slimey shit at the base of my cock. ahhh man I got the bowers.
by jeremy345 January 03, 2008
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A style of business managment defined by lack of leadership skills, and general malaise when it comes to making a decision for a group of coworkers. Someone who "bowers" was usually promoted to a level of leadership for reasons other than their leadership skills.
"Man, i thought that new guy we brought on was spot on, but he bowered that new laptop proposal."
by monkey hate November 29, 2004
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