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The bashers

The bashers are the current rulers of planet clom in which they used a very special attack to achieve. They're also attending Katriona Weiss Sanwells maths classes. The bashers are a grand wee bunch. Don't mess with the bashers.
Basher Keane: oi ee the bashers help I just pood ma pants
Basher Ewan: jings crivens help ma boab!
Basher Jace: proof?
by Jacyhens17 April 9, 2021
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Bosher

1. Someone with a low morale compass with the ability to brown nose and back stab at the same time
2. A person with no morals or values who reflects and relishes in the demise of others
3. Someone who self satisfies with vacuum cleaners, non-ripe fruits and kitchen utensils
4. A straight married man who has frivolous bi-sexual affairs when tipsy
"I can't believe that Bosher sued me! I thought he was an alright guy"
"Just look at him, what an absolute Bosher!"
"I heard that too, apparently he boshed himself off with a Henry vacuum with a whisk up his arse!"
"He's just noshed off those two guys in the cubicle and now he's going home to his wife? what a Bosher!"
by Kingsimes April 2, 2020
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Boshered

The act of being boshered. When one is so inhebriated that they take a tumble, suffer mild concussion, hypothermia and excessive vomiting. Often requires medical attention and ambulance transportation to one's abode.
I was so boshered last night I lost my phone, keys, wallet and dignity.
by Elgar Shoe December 17, 2010
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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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god bothers

cunts who knock on ya door at 5 am
knock, knock FUCK OFF AND GO HAVE SEX WIV EACH OVA
by geordie May 11, 2003
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marija boshevsknuvash

When someone slowly starts to value your friendship less and less and eventually they leave your life for good.
Person 1: Hi *seen*
Person 1: Zosto me marija boshevsknuvash? (why are you marija boshevska-ing me?)
Person 2: I"M NOT *gets offended*
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bate bay body bashers

2017 whomp off Australia champions. A bodysurfing club based in the bate Bay Area of Cronulla that do weekly meet ups every Sunday at 7:30am
Let’s go to gate 8 and bodysurf with the bate bay body bashers this Sunday
by Corey sainsbury November 19, 2018
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