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Boris Johnson 

The shortened name used by British Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson in an attempt to make him seem less of a clueless, out-of-touch, upper-class twat.
John: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson just gave the hated Dominic Cummings a £40k golden goodbye.
Wendy: who?
John: Boris Johnson.
Wendy: oh yeah - that’s exactly the sort of tone deaf, twattish thing he’d do.

Matthew: did you know that no one knows how many children Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has fathered?
Lenny: Who? And what sort of ridiculous, pretentious toff name is that ?
Matthew: it’s Boris Johnson’s full name.
Lenny: ah ok, it figures.

Boris Johnson 

boris is the biggest twat in all of the uk
"whos the twatty prime minister?"
"boris Johnson"
Boris Johnson by SSGSSNUGGET May 10, 2021

Boris Johnson 

A blowjob. Derived from the initials of Boris Johnson: BJ.
She gave me a Boris Johnson.
Boris Johnson by D Rixx October 18, 2008

Boris Johnson 

A total, complete and utter twat. A racist, misogynistic, ignorant piece of crap that runs Britain. An absolute shithead who has decided to build himself a plane and fly to Bulgaria.
British Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Boris Johnson?
British Guy 2: That utter piece of shit in charge? Yeah, I've heard of him.
British Guy 1: Yeah, he is crap, isn't he?

Boris Johnson 

Boris Johnson 

An Ignorant shithead that runs britain
Guy 1: Hey you know that Boris Johnson bloke?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, you mean that ignorant cumwipe?
Guy 1: Yeah that one.
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