Borf

Accronym for box office rectal fatigue, Sore ass

I've been sitting so long, I am getting 'borf'.

by send guy 1099 October 11, 2006

Borf

A mental state, usually achieved by a spiritual nirvana when meditating using Hentai Manga, pr0n movies, pr0n pictures, Hentai Movies and Pedophilia..
Borf literally means "A-man-that-surpassed-pervertism", or "He-who-can-get-stiff-over-a-box-of-cheese"... In one word, awful =\

Lord of Perverts, hentai King, Kama Sutra.

by Tubi! July 23, 2003

Borf

The LOOSE expulsion of gas through the anal or vaganal passage. Usually the opposite of a sbd (silent but deadly) these sometimes have the ability to be EXPLOSIVE. So look out!

"HOLY CRAP! I JUST BORFED!" yelled Michael

by Charlie Chode December 25, 2007

borf dae

Another use for birthday. Commonly used by idiots and weebs.

"I heard it's Yachi's Borf Dae."
"I'm celebrating Yachi's borf dae!"

by II-kOra-II July 19, 2020

Borf

1: another word for throwing up when your drunk, or yuking
2: also known as- wes

"Look at wes everyone! He's about to borf behind that car!"

by Tracyn. May 14, 2006

borf nugget

Someone who sucks at life. Life seems to be a dead end for them...

Nate Arnold is a borf nugget maybe he should just cease to live.

by The Legend May 13, 2005

borf

In some cases, borf can be a insult to someone. Recent usage of the word has included the definition as being "every disgusting adjective you could ever think of, and put it in front of penis."

It could also be used as a verb by "disconnecting someone from a system with warning". You can also be "borfed" from software dropping carrier due to a bug.

The origin of the word is unknown but it has been used since at least 1982.

Verb: You got borfed!
Insult: You're a morbidly obese borf!

by googleplex53 January 7, 2009