Bootiest

When one vows and worships the big booty as a religion. Such as practicing booty massages, meditating of perfect booties, and instead of shaving head they get big booty enlargements.

-Lily: Hey whats up christian!?
-Christian: Oh nothin much just got done meditating.
-Lily: oh I didn't know you were a monk! I'm Catholic.
-Christian: oh I'm not..*pause*
-Lily: lemme guess your christian hahaha
-Christian: nooo I'm a bootiest! Hell yeah Big Booty Bitches!!!

by BigBootyStalker May 17, 2014

boobfie

a picture of one's boobs taken by oneself.

The girl showed her friends several boobfies that were taken in a span of a week.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 October 18, 2014

bootie mop

When a dog uses the ground to wipe its butt after using the bathroom.

"Rover, don't you dare bootie mop this floor!"

by Daisy Lashes July 14, 2009

boatfield

A term for people who enjoy rusty items and seeing how long they can hold said items in their anal passages before shitting themselves. Enjoys the act of chewing on pencil flab and night humping rabbit beasts. They also like to caress horny toads and then put previously spanked caterpillars in other persons mouths and make them chomp superhard. They are all incredibly beautiful, with the exception of any called Pete, who is pug ugly and a raging homosexual with earwax problems.

"hey man, did you see that boatfield down the lane earlier today? they were getting dangerously near that pond, at least they're hot damn digity fine. Oh, sorry dude, i forgot you have to look at that ugly fuck Pete who's boning your mum"

by bangtwat June 14, 2008

Agent Dark Bootie

When a man dives head first into a large African female's rectum, head covered in warming lubricant, screams into the anus as if arresting Rodney King.

I'm about to Agent Dark Bootie that hoe!

by deluxe^sumo July 25, 2009

bootie call

Someone you call over JUST for sex..when you're horney and bored!

I was bored with fucking myself so I called (their name here) for a booty call....

by K August 20, 2003

bootsie

something wack and/or uncool; someone who is played out

That nigga was so bootsie, how you gonna ask for my number after trying to talk to my friend?

by that dozen April 30, 2005