Vergona Bona

The act of covering your raging boner in ranch dressing in hopes that a girl that usually wouldn't suck your dick will because she loves ranch dressing!

I dunno fellas she just isn't in to me, I can't even get pity head from her.

Did you try a Vergona Bona? That girl can't turn down ranch dressing bruh!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

Bonagorgeous

Something done in the style of the world's greatest latin teacher. Also describes Cicero.

Mr. Bonagura thinks that Cicero is bonagorgeous.

by Harold135 April 16, 2009

Bogna

Bogna (not to be mistaken with Bogdan, which is a typical Polish male name) is a very rare Polish name for a girl; therefore, if you happen to chat with a girl by the name of Bogna without actually seeing or knowing her, you must remember a few things. First and foremost, there is a good chance she's pretty; secondly, she's either rich or her parents just have a taste for rare names. Finally, name-days for most Poles are very important. Her name-day is on the 20th of June and 23 of July, so if you want to get to know a Bogna you should never forget this.

A POLISH GUY: So what's your name?
BOGNA: Bogna.
A POLISH GUY: What?!
BOGNA: Bogna.
A POLISH GUY: Is it short for anything?
BOGNA: Yes, for Bogna.

by gazo45 February 7, 2010

BONAR

The ability to detect the presence of babes- especially in cyberspace- without actual sight of them, popularly attributed to a sensory organ within the penis. BONAR- BO(ner) N(avigation) A(nd) R(anging).

She didn't have a profile pic up, Dude... but I was like totally picking her up on BONAR right away.

by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005

Bonage

Like cleavage, but when you can see the outline of a man's penis through his shorts/pants.

Dude get some bigger shorts, I can see your bonage!!

by lockenload23 July 11, 2016

BonaJaw

1- A serious medical complication consisting of sharp pain and popping of the jaw while giving an extreme blow job. usually brought on by intense jerking motion of the neck and jaw.

I gave this bitch some serious BonaJaw last night, shit looked painful

by MCSloppy2nds March 26, 2010

Bonafide7389

A hopeless and morally corrupt user on the ESPN College Football message board who, though owned on a daily basis, continues to post as if he is superior to the rest of the world. He is now famous for "The Change." An event in which he pondered why Les Miles didn't take a delay of game and kick the chip shot FG with 1 second left in the game and no timeouts. He then proceeded to change the topic of the thread from "Why didn't they take the delay of game" to "GO GATORS" then to "Colt McCoy ZEROOOOOO Big 12 Titles."

Quote from Bonafide7389: Simpletons, why didn't LSU just take the delay of game? It would have still been a chip shot FG.

by hogsfan1101 November 22, 2009