Boobs

Voluptuous lumps on a woman's chest, if they are big and bouncy ...well then you got the tool to seduce and man into whatever you want him to do

Girl: hey babe can you get me a smoothie

Guy: ugh do I have to

Girl( comes out shirtless letting her massive boobs bounce near her boyfriends face ): please babe for me I'll let you touch my boobs later

Guy: WHERES THE FUCKING KEYS!!!!

by Sexy blonde chick December 30, 2014

Boobs

The greatest things in the world that just so happen to have females attatched to them.

"Dude, those amazing boobs have a girl growing on them!!!"

by Live2Love April 18, 2006

Boobs

a very warm and comfortable pillow.

dude: damn, your boobs are soft.

by a brave little toaster June 22, 2008

Boobs

( .Y. )=normal boobs
(.Y.)=small boobs
( . Y . )=big boobs
( .y. )=retarded boobs
( . | . )=flat boobs

My girlfriend has( . Y . )boobs.

by MidgitMan May 13, 2006

boobed

When a woman attacks you with her breast area.

Opps sorry i just boobed you.

by Jeffscriv July 22, 2007

Boobs

The Weapons of Mass Erection

Man...her boobs are huge! I'm getting a mass erection!

by Amos Nusheg February 19, 2008

boobs

a womens sex tool to make men do what she wants them to do

I'll show you my boobs if you buy me the concert tickets I wanted

by me April 19, 2003