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bontot

Dude 1: Lets go ice skating

Dude 2: meh
Dude 1:eee bontot lah kau
by Hell.o March 13, 2018
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Bonjour

The French greeting used most often. Translated to good day
Elodie: Bonjour monsieur
Cody: Good day to you too madame
by Secretive secret January 1, 2019
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bonjo

A playfully foolish person, given to making harmless, yet amusing, mistakes, such as mispronunciation of common words, or setting an alarm clock for PM instead of AM.
Jennifer has a tendency to act like a Bonjo when it comes to operating the alarm clock.
by Mojorisin September 17, 2003
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bonjovi on steroids

phrase used to tell something is crazy; incredible; out of this world
Man, you're acting like you're bonjovi on steroids.
by El_Scorcho August 24, 2003
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Bonjobia

A mole that is commonly on the neck. Many people have moles on their neck's but this one is slightly larger than all the others. Many girls call their exboyfriend's neck moles Bonjobias to simply make fun of and tease there exboyfriends for being a dipshit asswhole for breaking up with them in the first place. Many exboyfriends are atleast slightly offended by this name but that means the exgirlfriend's job is a job well-done. The symptoms of a guy having a Bonjobia is ussually that he smiles to one side REALLY awkwardly and hes missing one of his insizers. Which makes him look like a fucking homeless twat. Plus their is ussually 50 other moles slightly smaller than Bonjobia all over the body. And ofcoarse he has a twitchy eye when he smiles and he likes to say 'fucking' 'sketchy' or 'lets drink!' in every sentance. Also used as a nickname for the shittiest ex/boyfriend in the world. Not to be confused with Bon Jovi the singer/songwriter.
Amanda-Ew look at Andy's Bonjobia! Sooo unattractive.
Haley-That guy must of been hit with an ugly stick...connected to an ugly tree...
Amanda-His smile is so disqusting too! I think hes even missing a tooth!!
Haley-Thats ussually common in dickmunches. I mean you DID date him.
Amanda-*andy walks by* (shouts) DATING BONJOBIA WAS THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!
Andy-idk what a bonjobia is but i sorta feel offended....I'm gonna look it up on urbandictionary!
THE.END.
by Turtlezzz23 October 29, 2011
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bonjo boy

Term derived from Asia. A boy who has obeys his parents but is still mischievous sometimes, has short hair parting and his hair is always oiled (not gelled) and usually wears checkered clothes and dress pants. Bonjo boys are not to be confused with dorks or nerds as bonjo boys enjoy playing and watching sports and are risk takers too. They are rather unique and very hard to find nowadays. They began in the 80s but their popularity skyrocketed in the 90s and now its very low again. Bonjo Boys are not fat or skinny, they arent muscular either but are healthy. There is no such thing as a Bonjo Man as Bonjo Boys dont have an age group and all males from all ages can be Bonjo Boys.

The Bonjo Boy Population in the world by age

0-7: 75%
8-13: 10%
13-20: 10%
20 and above: 5%
Person 1: Hey how was the party this weekend?

Person 2: It was fun, I was chilling with a bonjo boy, but after he left it became boring as hell.
by Bonjo Boy April 24, 2008
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Banjot

One of the endangered species of Panda bear; Small and has reddish-brown fur, feeds mainly on bamboo, but also eats other forms of food . It is a solitary animal, mainly active from dawn to dusk, and is largely sedentary during the day.
Banjots are the cutest pandas alive !!
by thepandaworld October 15, 2016
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