bonjot

A queer, or queerlike man. Also one who likes to lick trees imagining them as baseballs.

Look at that bonjot waiting in line to run a train on that hoe, he's touching that other guys' balls as he yells for him to hurry up because he's next.

by Tyson K August 31, 2006

bonjour

The french word to say hello.

Bonjour !

by Someone July 22, 2003

bonjowdy

A combination of the French word for hello "bonjour" and iconic Southern word howdy. The ultimate way to greet someone, especially in a Texas French class. Should be followed up with yeehaw for premium experience.

"Oh, hey Lisa."
"Bonjowdy to you, too, Bill. Yeehaw."
"Never say that again."

by Meepless in Seattle September 11, 2018

Dirty Bonjour

Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.

"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.

by Mr_Kevlar August 9, 2016

Bonotonous

The point where you hear Bono preach the same thing more than once.

"No! That's enough, he's getting bonotonous now."

by Fat Pat July 17, 2005

Bonjourno

The way to greet an Nazi that speaks french when you are an American disguised as an Italian.

1:Oh how nice you see you!
2:Bonjourno

by swebonny November 28, 2009

bonjo time

The time of bonjo. Also know as booty Larry.

Mitch Hutchinson has a bonjo time.

by Stitcha Booty January 17, 2014