The Bongcloud

The best chess opening, played by professionals such as Hikaru Nakamura and Magnus Carlsen. Chess engines may say the bongcloud is bad, however this is simply because it is too perfect for computers to comprehend.

When chess is played perfectly, it will always end in a draw. The Bongcloud is a perfect example of this

Bongcloud theory is as follows
1. e4 e5
2. Ke2 Ke7
3. Ke1 Ke8
4. Ke2 Ke8
5. Ke1 Ke8
6. Ke2 Ke7 Game drawn by repetition

by d¡cks October 12, 2022

Bongcloud

The best chess opening

Jim: What’s the best chess opening?
David: Duh, it’s the bongcloud idiot.

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To take a bong hit from a gravity bong.

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Bongcloud

Bongcloud is totally a brilliant opening move that starts out with:
1. e4 e5
2. Ke2
and learn the bongcloud theory

"try out the bongcloud"

by Cloudy_yduolC April 22, 2022