bongoed

Drunk, wasted, pissed, under the influence of any intoxicating substance (alcohol, narcotic).

Jesus, did you see Pieman on Saturday night?! He was completely bongoed!

by Zo0 September 14, 2008

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bongos

(n) (Usually large) female breasts.

Man, check out the bongos on that heet!

by keyshaw May 12, 2004

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Bongo

Fighting technique used for many centuries consisting of multiple slaps to the top of the head of your opponent, you are not allowed to hit anywhere else but the top of the head.

Myles and Kaden decided to settle their dispute with a match of Bongo.

by BongoMaster4 July 4, 2020

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A pair of small drums (one slightly larger than the other) normally associated with beatniks. Bongos however, are commonly used in Latin and Afro-Cuban music. If you decide to invest in bongos, be aware that people around you think that they are good at playing them.. this can be fixed by taking your bongos back and hammering a sexy beat with different methods (e.g. slap, muted slap, rim shot, thumb, fingers, etc.)

Bob: Dude, can I see your bongos?
Charles: sure...
(Bob plays a beat with no rhythm, tempo, repetition, etc.)
Bob: Man, I own at this!
Charles: yeah, right...

by thisisnotapseudonym February 9, 2009

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Bongos

The act of repeatingly hitting a broken computer or other electronic device that occasionally restores functionality for unknown reasons.

Person 1: my xbox got the red ring of death!
Person 2: try bongos! That always works!

by BigJ25! July 2, 2009

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Bongos

A shapely girl or woman's butt or butt cheeks.

"Wow, she's got a nice set of Bongos". "I'd like to play that set of Bongos!" "Those Bongos would be good for a little playful squeezing and spanking".

butt buttocks rear ass caboose bottom tail

by Poonie Pie October 14, 2011

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