Death by Bonga

An extremely painful death by the searing pain of a 12 inch schlong. Often times the victim will bleed out way before the Native Aborigines will have time to finish.

The man walked through the forest as he was ambushed by natives and the savage took the 12 inch schlong and shoved it in his bonga hole, causing his sphincter to rip and tear to cause him to bleed emmensly, which sadly ended in Death by Bonga.

by GrampaChip April 03, 2018

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Bonga Boonga man

1. An African person who lives in a tree or a grass shack, and who likes to dance around a campfire in the evening. To do this dance, he gets bare ass naked and stands with many other Bonga Boonga men in a ring around the fire. They all bend over, reach between their legs, and paddle themselves on the arse while they waddle around the fire chanting "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."

2. An African who lives in USA and likes to dance to Bonga Boonga music in the evening. To do this dance, he wears a purple suit and jumps around like a monkey while the stereo goes "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."

Mbele is a Bonga Boonga man in Chad. He has a cousin Cleon in Oakland who is also a Bonga Boonga man.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

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acca laca bonga

Derogatory slang against spanish/latino music. Mostly pertaining to the high repetition of annoying beats and lack of understandable lyrics.

You're in line at the taco bus, the music is blaring so loud you can barely hear yourself think, you're friend asks "what did he just say?" The appropriate response is ACCA LACA BONGA!!

by Ugly blue crx guy & CBR1k dude August 23, 2011

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