Bonerfied

Bonerfied means whether or not a guy has a hard-on.

I wake up in the morning and I'm Bonerfied!

by eda-skip November 4, 2021

bonerology

the study of boners, durrrr

-so how was your date last night?
>it was going awesome until she started to say stuff about my boner being crooked....
-ouch, she must have majored in bonerology.
>THATS WHAT I SAID!! ... and thats when she left.

by silkymanjones August 2, 2006

bonerfied

To be bonerfied means to be certified to have a hard-on at least 8" long.

Matt and I are both bonerfied!

by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020

Bonerfied

1:Word that is used when a male achieve giving a female an orgasm

2: Male with a enormous erection

Female"Yes! Yes! Yes!... ohhh!"

Male"Bonerfied..."

by UniversalAnswer May 12, 2009

bonerfied

the process of getting an instant erection

The secound I saw that chick I was bonerfied

by Ringo Mcartney April 24, 2006

bonerflies

bonerflies: the sensation of angst and excitement when one has a woody.An experience most profound and most probably at its peek when your at third base and neither know if you're going to laid or not.

That girl is so hot, she just does it for me, she gives me bonerflies...

by Ruckus401 September 19, 2012

bonertologist

The occupation of extensively inspecting male genitalia including length, girth, width, and stature and general bonertology; one who majors in bonertology; a boner-ssuier

"Doctor, doctor! My boner hurts!" "Don't worry son. I'm a bonertologist."

by Idiotas United November 7, 2013