Breerection

Physical reaction due to uncontrollable delight at the prospect of homemaker-related activities.

You're coming to visit next month? OMG we must have a mixer, a dinner party and I will make roast beef, rice, apple pie and I shall have all our friends over and have drinks. Your guest room will have amazing bedsheets, new pillow and decor and it will all be spotless! I just had a breerection!!!!

by Fabu Nelly March 30, 2009

bluerection

(noun) When someone has blue balls and an erection simultaneously.

John had a bluerection when Yatta said that he may conduct foreplay on her and stare at her in any manner but may not have sex with her.

by Resbyall July 18, 2014

bonersation

Bonersation is when you talking about the boners you got to other people that had similar experiences, basically, you share the boners you got while other people do the same.

Boy 1: Let's start a bonersation, because i had a great boner yesterday!
Boy 2: Yeah, i had a great boner too, you want to know about it?
Boy 3: This bonersation is really fun!

by Bonersation User May 25, 2017

Baerection

The act upon a male strolling or pacing quickly through a field of dead babies, to which upon he shall state down at his penis and realise 90% of all the blood in his body has rushed to his penis.

“Oi Gilbert, I dare you to walk through this field of dead babies and don’t get a Baerection!”

by Crustybanter994 January 9, 2018

Berection

A berection is an erection from a bird

I saw a berection at school today in the trees next to the playground mom

by Cr4zed June 7, 2018

bonglection

collection of bongs

"dude,have u seen jakob's bonglection?"

by edwardjones44 April 30, 2022

Full Boneration

The state of full penis erection that is typically only achievable by a vegan diet.

I ate steak last night and had trouble reaching full boneration.

by Winter Is Coming ADK February 1, 2020