boinkleson

a person who is quite boinky and sploinkt. quite similar to a hurglet!

"look at that boinkleson, that thing sploink!"

by thehurgletguy February 1, 2023

Boink Buddy

Someone who has no interest in going further in a relationship with someone, but still integrates sex in the mix.

Similar to the term "Fuck Buddies", but a much less harsher connotation.

I'm not currently tied down, but I do have several boink buddy(s).

by h0mer July 20, 2008

boink

1. to fuck

2. a sound effect for when something bounces

i boinked your mom

the ball goes boink boink

by bob smith June 3, 2004

Jar Jar Binks

The most hated Star Wars character ever. Far more annoying than the Ewoks because he is basically useless, and he speaks in Ebonics. The horrible end-result of George Lucas's bad acid trip. Inspired a few people to come up with a list of very creative ways of killing him.

Meesa Jar Jar Binks. Meesa stoopid assa.

by AYB March 2, 2003

Spoink Boinked

To grab a piece of fence and to shove it up to someone's rectum and pull it out their mouth.

Judge: Sir, you are on trial for murder how do you plead.
The Accused: Not guilty like seriously I just spoink boinked him.

by ritzmaster May 10, 2021

Boinkfeast

Originally invented by the legend Youtuber Oompaville, it is a term used to disscribe the process of sucking one's dick. It can also be a name for a gay threesome.

Brady:"What where Gabriel and Troy doing last night?"
Gavin:"Pretty sure they were having a boinkfeast."

by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020

Jar Jar Binks faded

(adj.): It means you smoked so much ganja that you sounded like a moron who couldn't form a coherent sentence of the English language and instead you chose to babble on endlessly like a Rastafarian stereotype while offending not only the Jamaican community but also Star Wars fans everywhere prompting the rioting of the Lucasfilm community to keep Jar-Jar's obnoxious voice (which is primarily a marketing ploy for selling action figures and t-shirts to children) out of Episode III which was the ever-so-important bridge between the trilogies.

That bong hit left me Jar Jar Binks faded!

I can't understand a word my Jar Jar Binks faded teacher says.

by Sir H.C. Eloot'o February 18, 2009