A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."
I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.
by Cortana Dragoon August 4, 2005
Get the Borgism mug.The stoner religion in which fellow stoner priests known as Ents are getting stoned and preaching the awesomeness to the Bongists.
Stoner#1: Dude
Stoner#2: Dude
Stoner#1: So I guess we believe in Bongism man
Stoner#2: Whoa a butterfly
Stoner#1: Whoa
Stoner#2: Dude
Stoner#1: So I guess we believe in Bongism man
Stoner#2: Whoa a butterfly
Stoner#1: Whoa
by ThatSurferDude October 8, 2013
Get the bongism mug.borismoris_ (aka Sophie) has a huge obsession with Dr. Strange/ Benedict Cumberbatch (I don't blame her HES FINE ASH😩) She also needs MoM to come out RIGHT NOW! Aye and Marvel needs to send her an invitation to the MoM premiere ASAP. She also has an immaculate taste in music🤌
by Keekith April 15, 2022
Get the borismoris_ mug.A a common acronym, or word that is used in blogs or forums, but not quite on too many social networking sites or aim.
Usually used to shorten a comment that would normally take too long, and they're a lot easier to use, especially since the phrase the acronym is for is stated often.
Usually used to shorten a comment that would normally take too long, and they're a lot easier to use, especially since the phrase the acronym is for is stated often.
Sally763: ngl i dnw Jesse's hat.
KinKin54R: lol uhuhh you will not use blogisms on AIM!
NGL = not gonna lie
mte = my thoughts exactly
iawtc = i agree with this comment
ftw = for the win
Kobe Bryant, ftw!
OMG WTF FTW!
KinKin54R: lol uhuhh you will not use blogisms on AIM!
NGL = not gonna lie
mte = my thoughts exactly
iawtc = i agree with this comment
ftw = for the win
Kobe Bryant, ftw!
OMG WTF FTW!
by Santia July 7, 2009
Get the blogism mug.The name you call yourself or a friend when you try to make a fictive character to fool/impress someone.
by "bogislav" April 11, 2010
Get the Bogislav mug.Person- I totally had a bogasm when I saw Bo Burnhams new song.
*watches words, words, words.*
BOGASSSSMMMMM.
*watches words, words, words.*
BOGASSSSMMMMM.
by 0u75jklscf7 September 14, 2010
Get the bogasm mug.The fabricated charismatic personality that one obtains from extensive blog usage.(facebook, myspace, etc.)Often associated with people who show no sign of personality in public but are apt to make strong statements or engage in hefty conversations via their computer screen.
When referring to the female population, blogisma is often viewed as a positive trait.
When referring to the female population, blogisma is often viewed as a positive trait.
Hey bro that talkative girl from facebook turned out to have the biggest blogisma that I've ever seen. Needless to say, I'd throw it to her.
by Negative Nancy 25 February 27, 2009
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