John Wayne Bobbit

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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>

by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006

Lorena Bobbit Blow Job

The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.

Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.

"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"

"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."

by Kristentacle March 15, 2011

Lorenna Bobbit

A female sexual sadist, but not a criminal, from the US state of Virginia.

IMHO Lorenna Bobbit isn't a criminal, just a sexual sadist; cutting off your husband's penis when you find him in bed with his mistress isn't a crime, just a cruel and unusual punishment.

by Sexydimma June 4, 2017

Hobbit Bobbit

A small woman who likes to give head

"Man that hobbit bobbit sure can suck a dick."

by 848421115111 December 14, 2007

reverse bobbit

to turn a womans vagina inside out,

jb gave his x wife a reverse bobbit

by brassballs February 10, 2008

Lorenna Bobbit

A female sexual sadist, but not a criminal, from the US state of Virginia.

IMHO Lorenna Bobbit isn't a criminal, just a sexual sadist; cutting off your husband's penis when you find him in bed with his mistress isn't a crime, just a cruel and unusual punishment.

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

bobitbor

Blacked Out Bitch in the Back of the Room

Yo that chick was such a bobitbor last night.

by Bobitslayer April 12, 2009