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Beanfield Plowing

The act of, or pertaining to, having sexual intercourse between a man and a woman. This can often be forceful and is usually in reference to a male's interest in pleasuring himself with a female, rather than for the mutual benefit of both parties.
"I hear that that hooker on Main Street will take your money for a good beanfield plowing!"
by The Definitor January 16, 2009
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Bousfield

Isn't that Chris Evans a bit of a Bousfield
by The red hand of fabien July 9, 2004
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Beanfield

- Noun

1. A portion of land on which beans are cultivated.
2. (Usually pejorative) Anything that evokes comparisons with a field of beans.
3. A plain or unremarkable-looking individual.
You damn kids, get the hell outta mah beanfield before I set Buck and Nashville on y'all!

Tom's face, much to his dismay and everyone else's disgust, was a veritable beanfield of pimples and moles that no amount of facial cleanser and scrubbing was going to completely alleviate

Michael, for the sheer unremarkability of his features, managed to be something no other self-avowed beanfield before him had ever been: remarkable for his appearance. He was, quite simply, the quintessential beanfield
by Charlemagne1993 August 3, 2017
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bayfield

a small town in Colorado, filled with mostly good kids, but a few juul kids who hang at the public library. (home town that everyone complains about, but realy loves)
"A saw a town called bayfield on the way to pagosa springs" or " im from bayfield, and so are my kids, and their kids, and their kids..."
by CringyBruhMoment April 28, 2019
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Barfield

A combination of the two words Barf and Garfield. Typically used when describing a cat’s spat-up hairball.
"My cat just took the biggest Barfield on my carpet right now."
by big stinky cat August 10, 2023
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The Bradfield Permutation

This is a flexible calculation, used in work environments, which can be applied to all manner of things which will make ones day easier.

eg. How much time to take off work for an hour's lunchtime meeting (in this case, 6 hours)

It can also be applied to how many fucks to give.

eg. This client bores me. I would normally try my best but, by careful application of the Bradfield Permutation, it turns out I give zero fucks.
I've got a lunchtime meeting today with a client. It's only an hour but, by applying the Bradfield Permutation, I can roll in any time after 3pm.
by Humble Artwork August 16, 2017
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The Bearfield Rule

Refraining from engaging with people you don’t know on social media, even when you have the power to destroy their argument.
“Jack’s comment on Liz’s status infuriated me, but I don’t know the guy so I had to exercise The Bearfield Rule”
by SC dubs September 29, 2018
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