bleatchild

The type of person who whines and whinges away very loudly in public about something that is utterly irrelevant to everybody in the vicinity. The person whose type of loud whiny voice you just cannot escape from - particularly if you trying to enjoy a meal in a nice restaurant, or if you are on a train journey, or somewhere quiet just trying to read a good book. The 'bleatchild' arrives and his or her voice then infects everyone's personal space for yards and yards around.

"That irritating bleatchild sitting four tables away from us is really going to spoil my meal - are you okay if we just walk out now before ordering? I just can't stand that type of voice!"

by mimbijones April 2, 2015

Blyatshit

That’s what your Russian friend yells at you in heavy Russian accent when you don’t share any Vodka

You fucking blyatshit is give vodka communism

by TDO - slav May 2, 2020

Blatch

The darkened, or "tainted" area surrounding one's anal opening. Also known as "the Southern areola."

1. Let's touch blatches. Who's up for another round of blatchpong?
2. Oh my god, blatch bleaching!
3. His pursed lips pulsated like a blatch experiencing singular and chronic discomfort.

by Bhupathi October 1, 2014

biyatch

a nice way of calling someone a 'bitch'

'you are such a biyatch girl!'

by xxallyanderzxx April 23, 2008

Elmo Blatchelor Party

A bachelor party paid in homage to Elmo Blatch from Shawshank Redemption. The party involves lots of tasty bitches, calling people pricks, and doing sinful deeds that others get pinned for.

Alex: Hey AJ......what are we doing next weekend?

AJ: Serious dude? It's Blake's Elmo Blatchelor Party!

Alex: Ah man...I forgot. It's gonna be so tasty!!!!

AJ: I know. Blake's gonna be the prick that everything gets pinned on!

by Chicago AJ July 10, 2009

Hot Blatchley

When a guy is taking it doggy style, and partner blows his load in his asshole. Then the feces and cum is extracted from the anus by a hand and fed to one or more goats.

Tom: So how was your date last night?
Chris: It was great! He even let me finish him off with a Hot Blatchley.

by Chris The One - lulz April 18, 2010

hear the gong, byatch!

Get a life, wake up and smell the coffee, get with the program, get a clue, get out of a rut, live to the fullest.

In reference to the piercing and deep sound of a gong in Gamelan music, q.v.
If you haven't heard it, you haven't lived.

What? You haven't heard the deep tone? Hear the gong, byatch!

You haven't drank Lapsang Souchong in your entire life?
Hear the gong, byatch!

by hiverne November 24, 2006