Taken from blumpster and, originally, blumpkin.
Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.
Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.
While taking the recycling trash out to the dumpster behind the dining hall, I observed two individuals in the container into which I had planned to throw my rubbish. The girl was sucking the guy off, who was both shitting, and holding an apple in his mouth at the same time. I then realized they created an interesting spin on the blumpter; an apple blumpster.
I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.
I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.
by K. Schulten May 14, 2011
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The Bumpus survives on a diet of Biscuits and Cakes, its written in the histroy books that Finest Scottish Short Bread Biscuits are a favourite but this has never been confirmed.
Due to the Outstanding intelligence levels people often refer to having an idea close to perfection as "having a Bumpus"
The Bumpus survives on a diet of Biscuits and Cakes, its written in the histroy books that Finest Scottish Short Bread Biscuits are a favourite but this has never been confirmed.
Due to the Outstanding intelligence levels people often refer to having an idea close to perfection as "having a Bumpus"
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John: What is it
Mike: Lets go back in time and destroy Charlie Sheen
John: Let's do it!
Mike: OMG, I just had The Bumpus
John: What is it
Mike: Lets go back in time and destroy Charlie Sheen
John: Let's do it!
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