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blueberry
by 😉😉😊 October 26, 2018
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blueberry

instead of BLACKBERRY, west-coast wannabe socialites who don't have a clue what they're talking about use this term

it can also be used by the wannabe rich-boy playa who is actually so broke, he recently had to give up his pager after failing to pay another monthly bill.
Nancy: "Hey should we call up Trevor and invite him to go to the movies with us tonight?"

West coast wannabe socialite: "hold on, i'll text him on my blueberry"

Nancy: "your... what??"

--

James: "Hey sup? Should we call up some girls and invite them to Larry's party tomorrow?"

Wannabe rich-boy playa who is poverty stricken: "Ye yee... I'll ring 'em up on my bluberry fo sho"

James: "Don't you mean blackberry?"

Wannabe rich-boy play who is poverty stricken: "Uh...Naw dawg, I got myself a blueberry... they're da bomb in Dubai"
by Mimz P December 15, 2008
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blueberry

when a woman gives a guy blue balls and then proceeds to give him a rasberry where his shaft meets his balls
Wtf are you doing?
I just gave you a blueberry :)
by chuckallblue October 26, 2010
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blueberry

The term used for a preferably small teenage girl named molly. Commonly found in Zimbabwe. If you see them in the Arctic..don't be alarmed because they could have a blue-ish tint in their pigment. She loves the art. Boy, does she love that art..
"Take a funny pill, you blueberry!"
"Boy does that blueberry love those paintings of babies and midgets.."
"Oh my, those Arctic blueberries scare the shit out of me."
by crackle February 22, 2008
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Blueberry

derogitory gaming term for sombody on your team in Battlefield 3 who sucks, is not helpful and is not in your squad. Those in your squad have green icons over their head while others on your team have blue icons over their head.
"Damn blueberry won't give me ammo"
"tell the admin to kick the smurf he just keeps C4-ing the helicoptors!"
by purplesage11 December 6, 2012
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Blueberries

To come up with a complete non-sequitor in a conversation. The entymology of this word began on The Geek Show Podcast when panelist Leigh George Kade would be accused of completely derailing conversations with completely irrelevant information. One day, when he wasn't there, a fellow panelist decided to "fill in" for him and shouted "Blueberries!" for no reason.

It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.
I'm calling blueberries on that.

You totally just blueberried.

Those are blueberry shenanigans.
by GSPC listener February 28, 2011
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Blueberry

The most wonderful form of marijuana to date. The bud has a beautiful blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It also gives off the smell of complete blueberries, hence the name. Although it is not the most powerful, it will still knock you on your ass.
-Yo Mario, you sure this shit is real weed? It don't smell or look like it.
--Yea man, this shit is blueberry.
by Kidd Flow October 9, 2004
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