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Verbal Blueball

When someone (usually a woman) begins a phrase that sounds mildly intriguing, then shortly cuts off their sentence with either silence or a "never mind."
Prime example of a Verbal Blueball:

Christina: "You know, I was thinking that maybe... Nevermind."

You: "Nice fucking job Christina, you just verbally blueballed me again."
Verbal Blueball by PengBoy69 May 16, 2019

Audio blueballs 

An emotional feeling you get moments after a song is turned off or changed before an amazing solo.
Dude my ipod died right before the guitar solo in sweet child o mine and i got audio blueballs!
Audio blueballs by shawncm1 May 11, 2011

emotional blueballs 

When your crush seems interested but shoots you down when you finally profess your love.
man 1: I thought she liked me but turns out I'm just a "friend".
man 2: Ouch.. You okay bro?
man 1: I'm alright, but I have a serious case of emotional blueballs.
emotional blueballs by acatlin December 18, 2009
a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.
I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.
blueballs by Jake February 20, 2004

blueballing 

to ditch, leave in the dust, break plans, hose, etc.
You totes blueballed me last night! Where were you?
blueballing by McCulloch Mailroom August 12, 2005

blueball sundae 

A copious amount of warm, viscous, off-white, semi-translucent liquid shot onto somebody's Baskin Robbins Ice Cream and then covered with whipped topping. Usually served to persons without their prior knowledge or consent.
Did you girls enjoy your ice cream? Hope you liked my blueball sundae, dumb bitch!